Dzudliabotz

‘’’Dzudliabotz’’’ is many things to one person. It’s baby wipes. It’s a bracelet that turns into a 9 person river raft. It’s a homemade glue. It’s a terry cloth gambling winch. It’s a gaggle of geese angrily defending their territory. It’s never said in polite society.

Crowds cheer and ankle biting rat terriers disperse ne’er-do-wells. Like the Persians battle strategy of throwing cats at their Egyptian opponents, rutabaga soldiers use weaponized ludicrousness.

Dzudliabotz is a beer
New, from the makers of Strogatz; a coarse Pilsner IPA Heffenreffer Private Stock blend with notes of Vick’s Vaporub, almond, tuna melt sandwich and a Turkish mans balls, this new entry in the high end microbrew market is sure to blow competition out of the stein.