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Dada or DaDa and/or Da

”If your aunt had balls, she’d be your uncle”.

Slurk the fist bun, having had had a quarter, neigh, quarterly attacks on the belly and full range of back muscles. Muscle relaxers relax nothing, neigh, too many makes the spaz self-kaizum itsel, self selfing. People in Hell want ice water, as does frunobulax and/or Snowflake of Facebook ident ID, Id is. A fish in the Bush is worth an impending vacancy.

Da da da

A song. I think that is the extent of the lyrics. It’s a series of das. By which I mean the plural of da. Don’t waste it.

da da da da da

it's the one and only dee oh gee

May I please go grunties? My forehead is bulging.

Dan called going poopies, “going grunties” since Hector was a pup. And Hector was very upset. Not only because he’s a manky, Georgian fowlof questionable morals. Dromedary birds are known to be Greek on most Thursdays. Ill conceived declarations of “funky freshness” will not win one person-of-the-day status.

Crab walking into the kitchen, he slid past the counter island, scratching up the kick plate with his overly long toenails, he sidled up to Proto and asked him if he had any hazelnut coffee. Disgustedly, Ms Plasm told him in no uncertain terms that people who drink adulterated coffees are cerebrally deficient and smell like ranch dressing.

The crab nexus of this section concerns a cabal of witless, feckless, batless samovars plotting to create loopholes in American sexual harassment laws. Sam Samovar, the original Samovar of the Baltimore Samovars, started the Dionysius Cabal because it was bothersome to him and his fellows that women generally preferred ‘’not’’ being grabbed, squeezed, stroked, poked or engaged by other objectionable male ministrations

Three of these idiots formed a research group, thinking to hypnotize or drug women to make them suitable to their preferred lifestyle. Three cousins, Hanscomb and Frick Geheimeschmutz and Reginald Verlorrenes-Geld, the products of 17 generations of inbreeding, hired renowned chemists, phrenologists, poisoners, doctor’s and professional seduction technicians to form the clandestine Zoofyfrenulic Institute. They were responsible for thousands of crimes against women while “researching” their subjects.

Feet up on the mantelpiece

I use the shampoo conditioner, lovingly comimgled like disgusting bodily fluids at a murder scene. It enhances my hair’s unusual psychic abilities and suction cups. In fact, there is no such thing as Dzudliabotz suppositories or the country of Sweden.

Smell?

Apropos to DOS (MS-DOS,PC-DOS or DR-DOS, of cos) cosTheta belch the fross the shape of floss. Ah, the witchery of cosine theta! Gamboling across fields of very short Belgian rabbinical scholars, Klingons cling fruitlessly to their dryer sheets, all the while reducing their mass imperceptibly due to decreased static cling.

At Charon rows, do we chuckle at the fecklessness of our situation. Ever the ne'er-do-well, I summon the demons of the deep as though I believed in them.

We all live in Zombie Woof.